paparazzi are closing in ..!

he-heee!!!
I love a secret..

I was just watching the preacher from up the street on TV, intentionally getting pissed for a morning energy boost, when I had to come and report.

He's a comedian. His job is so successfull, because he throws in a half witty joke every few lines, right between talking about money and telling his people to give their EVERYTHING to god...because god already has it. Does this god have any clue what his preist is saying? "Oh what, you say there is no god. Well, my parents have been bringing me to this church ever since I was 3 years old. I don't understand any of it, but I also know that I have given myself so wholely to god, both in soul and pocketbook, that I don't have to understand. My job is to watch this comedian every Sunday who tells me to give everything to god; and that no matter what I do, god is with me listening to my every thoughts.


Deceiving these people will be easy, though at the same time, not killing them will be the greatest challenge...

Performance Idea: Stage a Demonic Possession at an unknowing, greedy, pit of ignorance...I mean church, excuse me. Have the pentagram...or a Giant cross scratched into the possesseds chest. Could not demonic possession also include the possession by christ? But, n-e-way, yeah, fucking scream and scream about it burning while begging for relief from the priest. What will he and his congregation do when his initial attempts do not work? Will they cast the possessed out? Say it must've been a hoax? Lost cause perhaps?

Anything to disempower the church,
I, Laslo, fight the good fight